Conan O’Brien: "Barack Obama’s staff and John McCain’s staff are busy now negotiating when the presidential debates will take place. … Yeah, Obama wants them to be in September, and McCain wants them to be after his nap, but before ‘Wheel of Fortune.’"
Craig Ferguson: "John McCain revealed his energy plan today. He wants to build 45 nuclear reactors. … I think it’s a good idea. We’ll need that extra power to get him up and down the stairs."
Conan O’Brien: "In a recent interview, President Bush said that he might not be the last President Bush if his brother Jeb decides to run. … Yeah, when he heard this, Jeb said, ‘Please stop reminding everyone we’re related.’"
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