Jay Leno: "The three big domestic automakers are now saying they are working jointly on a new hybrid car. It runs on a combination of state and federal bailout money."
Jay Leno: "The press is calling Obama the first wired president, as opposed to President Bush, who was the first wiretap president."
Jay Leno: "Pirates from Somalia hijacked a Saudi Arabian super tanker full of oil and are holding it for ransom. You know what you call someone who hijacks a ton of oil, holds it for ransom? Exxon Mobil."
David Letterman: "Auto executives, the Big Three, are asking Congress now for bailout money. Things are getting desperate, and if they get any worse, these guys may have to trim their $10 million bonuses."
Conan O’Brien: "This week, John McCain met with his advisers to prepare to run for reelection to the Senate. Apparently, McCain’s new campaign slogan is, ‘Now 100% Sarah Palin-free.’"
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