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Pope vs. Condom Controversy as an Image
April 1, 2009 – 6:40 am
Original image found on Telegraph.co.uk
Flash Game of the Day
March 2, 2009 – 7:24 am
With a tag line like ‘You’re hallucinating. Might as well enjoy it.’ it’s kinda’ hard to go wrong.
They Said it on Late Night TV
December 11, 2008 – 9:50 am
Jay Leno: "How many people in our studio got your seats tonight because you paid off Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich?"
Jay Leno: "Don’t you love watching congressmen lecture auto executives on how to run their business? I mean, you got people that put us a trillion dollars in debt lecturing people who put us a [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
December 9, 2008 – 9:05 am
Jay Leno: "Insiders say that President Bush and his wife Laura have already bought a home in Dallas, Texas, to move into after they leave the White House. And if this turns out to be true, this would be the first time in his Presidency he’s actually had an exit strategy."
Jay Leno: "President-elect [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
November 30, 2008 – 8:55 am
David Letterman: Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn’t Care Anymore: "10. Hasn’t taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween. 9. The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner? Corn dogs and Beefaroni. 8. Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney’s bald head. [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
November 20, 2008 – 11:13 am
Jay Leno: "The three big domestic automakers are now saying they are working jointly on a new hybrid car. It runs on a combination of state and federal bailout money."
Jay Leno: "The press is calling Obama the first wired president, as opposed to President Bush, who was the first wiretap president."
Jay Leno: "Pirates from [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
November 19, 2008 – 10:09 am
Jay Leno: "These wildfires continuing to burn here in L.A. I haven’t seen anything go up in smoke like this since my 401(k)."
Jay Leno: Once Barack Obama "becomes president, he’ll have to give up all personal communication devices because of security concerns. So, it looks like America’s ready for a black president. We’re just [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
November 18, 2008 – 3:40 pm
Jay Leno: Today in Chicago, for the first time since the election, John McCain sat down with President-elect Barack Obama. Pretty impressive. Obama agreed to sit down and talk to McCain without any preconditions."
Jay Leno: "In fact, when Sarah Palin heard about McCain meeting with Obama, she accused McCain of palling around with terrorists."
David [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
November 13, 2008 – 10:17 am
Jay Leno: "When they move into the White House, Barack Obama’s going to be getting a dog for his daughters," but "he’s very strict. He said, ‘You are going to have to feed it, you are going to have to give it water, and you are going to have to clean up after him. [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
November 12, 2008 – 1:40 pm
Jay Leno: "President Bush and Barack Obama had their big meeting yesterday. And to tell you the truth, they found with all their differences, they had one thing in common. Neither one of them trust the Clintons."
Jay Leno: "There’s a new rumor that Hillary Clinton may end up Secretary of State, which means she [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
November 11, 2008 – 12:55 pm
Jay Leno: "President Bush took President-elect Barack Obama on a tour of the White House. At one point, Barack opened a closet. Bush said, ‘Oh, don’t open that!’ And a huge stack of unread intelligence memos fell out."
Jay Leno: "According to a new post-election survey, people want Sarah Palin to run for president in [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
November 10, 2008 – 12:38 pm
Jay Leno: "Everybody is speculating now what the future of the GOP will be. GOP now stands for, of course, ‘Gang up On Palin.’"
David Letterman: "I feel bad for John McCain. I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late."
David Letterman: "And this is sad. You hate hearing about this, but [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
November 6, 2008 – 2:39 pm
Jay Leno: "Do you realize this is our first black president since the first season of ‘24′?"
Jay Leno: "People were worried about the ‘Bradley effect," but "apparently," that "was not nearly as strong as the ‘Bush effect.’"
David Letterman: "Attention passengers, the Straight Talk Express is no longer in service."
David Letterman: "People all over the [...]
They Said it on Late Night TV
October 29, 2008 – 7:25 am
Jay Leno: "And financial experts say the economic crisis" has cost the world "$2.8 trillion. … You know, it’s hard for people to visualize how much a trillion dollars" is, so let "me put that in terms you understand: $2.8 trillion" is "enough money to buy Sarah Palin clothes for a year."
Jay Leno: "I [...]
They Said It On Late Night TV
October 14, 2008 – 2:30 pm
Jay Leno: "Today is Columbus Day, which means all the banks are closed. At least I think that’s why they’re closed."
Jay Leno: "But the good news" is that the "stock market went up over 900 points today. … This is the best thing to happen to the John McCain campaign since — actually, it’s [...]