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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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At the sound of the beep . . . A newer, funnier, answering machine message for you to try.
(Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I&#8217;m in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can&#8217;t come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Message 04/28/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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At the sound of the beep . . . A newer, funnier, answering machine message for you to try.
Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime. Please leave a message in English [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Message 3/11/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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Hey, this is Phil, I am busy making some changes in my life; so if I don&#8217;t call you back, you are one of those changes.
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		<title>Daily Message 2/28/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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Hi! John&#8217;s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I&#8217;ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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		<title>Daily Message 2/26/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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We&#8217;re sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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		<title>Daily Message 2/25/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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International Space Station. Commander Marlin can&#8217;t come to the phone right now. She&#8217;s either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Message 2/28/04</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the sound of the beep . . . A newer, funnier, answering machine message for you to try.
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I&#8217;ll get back to you as soon as it&#8217;s safe for you to come out of hiding.
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		<title>Daily Message 2/22/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today&#8217;s vocabulary word. Today&#8217;s word is waterboarding.
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		<title>Daily Message 2/14/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Message 2/13/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
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You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in &#8220;as-is&#8221; condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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