Jay Leno: "President Bush and Barack Obama had their big meeting yesterday. And to tell you the truth, they found with all their differences, they had one thing in common. Neither one of them trust the Clintons."
Jay Leno: "There’s a new rumor that Hillary Clinton may end up Secretary of State, which means she [...]
It’s only been a week since John McCain, wearing poise and dignity like a fine Italian suit, conceded the 2008 Presidential election to Barack Obama. But in that short week the fortunes of McCain’s running mate have eclipsed and started a plummeting fall that hopefully will lead Palin and family back into obscurity.
From [...]
Jay Leno: "President Bush took President-elect Barack Obama on a tour of the White House. At one point, Barack opened a closet. Bush said, ‘Oh, don’t open that!’ And a huge stack of unread intelligence memos fell out."
Jay Leno: "According to a new post-election survey, people want Sarah Palin to run for president in [...]
Amazon.com is headquartered in Seattle, Washington; that high tech, granola crunchy capitol of America.
Recently Amazon has proven to be a concerned environmental citizen as well as being a totally awesome on-line retailer. Starting with 19 best-selling products from leading manufacturers including Fisher-Price, Mattel, Microsoft and electronics manufacturer Transcend, Amazon is introducing Frustration-Free Packaging.
The [...]
After 4 years of slow growth in the Alaskan standardized testing system, students this year are showing the results of life under Palin. With test scores plummeting across the board, I guess it’s ‘All Children Left Behind’ for Sarah’s state.
It’s as important as ever that Alaska has the socialized welfare program where the [...]
Jay Leno: "Everybody is speculating now what the future of the GOP will be. GOP now stands for, of course, ‘Gang up On Palin.’"
David Letterman: "I feel bad for John McCain. I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late."
David Letterman: "And this is sad. You hate hearing about this, but [...]
Am I the only one who sees the irony in this article published in the Politico web site? Two years ago, when McCain decided to run yet again for president, Palin was still trying to live down having been Mayor of Wasilla in her bid for the Governors office.
Status quo is one thing, [...]
In a startling news story, the US Secret Service has laid the blame for the spike in death threats against then presidential candidate Barack Obama right on Sarah Palin’s doorstep.
While we’re all agreed that Sarah Palin was the cause behind the spectacular fiery crash of the Republican presidential campaign this summer, it’s interesting [...]
Sarah Palin has apparently ‘forgotten’ to return all of the clothes that were purchased for her and her family when she became John McCain’s running mate. The clothing, in an attempt to make her presentable to the masses, was purchased at such upscale stores as Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Macy’s; and at [...]
A Harvard law professor has filed a counterclaim in the case of Sony BMG Music Entertainment, et al. v. Joel Tenenbaum. The counterclaim insists that the suit originally filed against Mr. Tenenbaum was illegal and unconstitutional.
Harvard Law School professor Charles Nesson insists that the Digital Theft Deterrence and Copyright Damages Improvement Act of [...]
Jay Leno: "Do you realize this is our first black president since the first season of ‘24′?"
Jay Leno: "People were worried about the ‘Bradley effect," but "apparently," that "was not nearly as strong as the ‘Bush effect.’"
David Letterman: "Attention passengers, the Straight Talk Express is no longer in service."
David Letterman: "People all over the [...]
Ready to follow in the footsteps of the great American Presidents like Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and FDR, Barack Obama was elected to the highest office in the land yesterday in what I will call a landslide victory.
Sweeping the polls in at least 26 states, Barack far exceeded the 270 electoral votes needed to [...]
You may experience some difficulties at the polls tomorrow. And I’m not talking about the difficulties that are Republican sponsored like this one encouraging Democrats to vote on November 5th. (ed. This is NOT true. Everyone votes November 4th).
As more and more voters are expected to report to the polls tomorrow, there are [...]
