Archive for November, 2008

They Said It On Late Night TV

David Letterman:   Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn’t Care Anymore: "10. Hasn’t taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween. 9. The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner? Corn dogs and Beefaroni. 8. Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney’s bald head. […]

Yikes!  There is apparently an oft forgotten little clause in the U.S. Constitution (Article One, Section Six) that prohibits senators from taking a civil office if that legislator has ever voted to increase the pay for that job.  Could this preclude Hillary from accepting the post of Secretary of State?
There is also some […]

What do YOU believe?

 

In spite of the promises by Detroit and the lavish spreads in Popular Mechanics, the flying car I was promised in the July 1957 is really no closer to a reality now than it was then.  Sure, there are some one off solutions, but honestly, who can afford to drive or fly something […]

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The most recent controversy to surround disgraced ex Attorney General stems from a lawsuit filed against him by 8 individuals who applied for, but were refused, positions with DOJ’s Honor Program and Summer Law Intern Program. 
A June internal investigation has revealed that certain candidates were excluded because of their liberal-leaning resumes.  Whoops!  […]

You really have to wonder what she was thinking.  When President George H.W. Bush officially pardoned the first Thanksgiving turkey in 1989, it became a cute little White House tradition and photo op for the President and his family. 
A lighthearted moment for the 6 o’clock news normally filled with war and famine. […]

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I’m so overjoyed I’m incapable of commenting!
Cheney, Gonzales indicted for alleged prisoner abuse
(CNN) – Vice President Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have been indicted on separate charges related to alleged prisoner abuse in federal detention centers, Willacy County, Texas, District Attorney Juan Angel Guerra told CNN Tuesday.
The indictment stems from […]

The ‘Big Three’, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, have spent billions of dollars in the past few years betting that the American public doesn’t really want fuel efficiency.
That sounds like a harsh statement, but look at the facts:

The Hummer
Any Denali
Chevy Suburban
Ford Expedition
Cadillac Escalade
No electric car
Average MPG by […]

They Said it on Late Night TV

Jay Leno:   "The three big domestic automakers are now saying they are working jointly on a new hybrid car. It runs on a combination of state and federal bailout money."
Jay Leno:   "The press is calling Obama the first wired president, as opposed to President Bush, who was the first wiretap president."
Jay Leno:   "Pirates from […]

God slammed another door shut in Sarah Palin’s face today when incumbent Republican Senator Ted Stevens conceded the race to Democratic contender Mark Begich, thus bringing an end to 40 years of unethical behavior and malfeasance.
Good riddance to another piece of Republican garbage and good riddance to the fragile hopes of EX vice […]

They Said it on Late Night TV

Jay Leno:   "These wildfires continuing to burn here in L.A. I haven’t seen anything go up in smoke like this since my 401(k)."
Jay Leno:   Once Barack Obama "becomes president, he’ll have to give up all personal communication devices because of security concerns. So, it looks like America’s ready for a black president. We’re just […]

They Said it on Late Night TV

Jay Leno:   Today in Chicago, for the first time since the election, John McCain sat down with President-elect Barack Obama. Pretty impressive. Obama agreed to sit down and talk to McCain without any preconditions."
Jay Leno:   "In fact, when Sarah Palin heard about McCain meeting with Obama, she accused McCain of palling around with terrorists."
David […]

CNN is reporting that the controversial Senate race between convicted Republican incumbent Ted Stevens and Democratic challenger Mark Begich is still up for grabs.  At last count, Begich was leading Stevens by a margin of 1,022 votes.
But will that be enough to ensure victory?  Apparently, in Alaska there is a 15 day grace […]

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The length of my comments are commensurate with the length of the article which is oddly enough, commensurate with the length of the ‘Press Conference’.
7.5 minutes, 3 questions, and 3 run on sentence answers.  That’s my girl, keep opening your mouth.
Sarah Palin’s first press conference
9:05 AM Thu, Nov 13, 2008
Christy Hoppe
In Miami at the […]

They Said It On Late Night TV

Jay Leno:   "When they move into the White House, Barack Obama’s going to be getting a dog for his daughters," but "he’s very strict. He said, ‘You are going to have to feed it, you are going to have to give it water, and you are going to have to clean up after him. […]

I have been telling friends and family that once Ted Stevens was elected, Governor Palin was going to convince him to step down and hold a special election putting herself on the ballot.  That would satisfy the pundits who are calling for Ted’s resignation and satisfy the burning yearning in Sarah’s soul to […]